Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Time to call the dog killer


Not catcher, killer. This K9 assassin is usually an old policeman looking for a few extra pounds. He’ll {on demand of course} bring his old hunting rifle and temporarily solve your stray dog situation. I currently have around 8 or 9 miserable beasts that enjoy sleeping in front of my building and digging comfortable holes under my car to while away the hot hours until its cool enough to go sniff other dog’s asses and rummage through garbage{or whatever unemployed dogs do}.

Not really an ideal solution but the only one unfortunately.

One of these fine mornings I’m going to step on some dog’s tail and get rabies.

Tomorrow I’ll stop by the police station and grease some hands then wait for a few days to wake up to a macabre version of duck hunt .


 

1 comment:

  1. we have so many bastard dogs in juba town. they are all sickly and mangily looking, and its at night- when you see them roaming in packs that you realize it really is a big problem. i think they should round them all up (all dogs with no owner) and kill them - shoot them and bury them somewhere far or whatever. i can't even begin to imagine what would happen if there were a rabies outbreak in this town

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